The older you get…

New Age for Oldmen.

The new designer brand for grandpas everywhere…

Grandpa: “Hey Nephew Want To Shoot Some Hoops With Yo Grandpops?”

Nephew: “Uhh…Grandpa Have You Taken Your Pills Yet?”

Grandpa: “Naw Im Just Chillin'”

Nephew: “Uhh….I Got Some Homework, And i’ll See You Later……”

Granapa: “Tru Dat”

Nephew: “Uhm…Yeah. (Whispers: No Thanks.)”

the only things that grew were weeds

haiku’s have got to be easier then that

@Nick: Is the grandpa in your exchange actually an uncle, or is the nephew actually a grandson?

“Years from now, your pretty face will grow strong and hardened / We’ll own a small patch of land outside of town and grow a garden”
– Indie rock band Typhoon