Careful: It’s Contagious

Is this your way of telling me you feel like a rock star or your way of telling me you have a terminal illness?

What!?! Elvis is Dead!

If all of your friends were dying, would you do it too?

The front has a picture of Santa Claus puking outside a bar.

Avril’s doin’ good though…

I wonder how Jim Morrison is feeling?

Jim Morrison…. also not so good

Please tell me Michael Jackson is with them!

I think wearing this as a night shirt just might be more effective than saying, “I have a headache, honey.” I think they’re onto something…

“I think I’m about to die”

But their music is very alive.

I feel also not so good: because I am proffesional Engrish writer!

That’s bull. Next your gonna tell me the John Lennon’s dead.

They’re dead?!!! i didn’t even know they were sick! I’m alive?! but i am feeling so good oh wait… NOT so good!

The first version of this shirt had the complete list of who’s dead, but the font had to be so tiny that they went with this Cliff’s notes edition. Trust me on this.

Must be the rockin’ pnuemonia or the boogie-woogie flu.

Michael Jackson will be buried in this.

Last seen on Kenny from South Park…

I’m a baby and for some reason I know who Elvis and Sinatra are. Go figure.

I wonder … Am I dead or alive?

Don’t worry, it’s happened to all of us.

He was an attention-seeker up until his final day…*sob*…he thought that he could get famous because he died, like Elvis and Sinatra.

Rock stars always set bad examples…

Spotted on David Bowie prior to the release of “Blackstar”.