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Happy Valentine’s Day
posted on 14 Feb 2006 in Stationery
Photo courtesy of Kurt Galle.
Pic of a Japanese telephone card.
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I still await your telephone!
Whatever you say, telephone.
For the stalker in all of us.
sorry, i was forced
I love you, my telephone!
After all, Valentine’s Day is for preasing people
Prease stop stalking me, ok?
Ok? Are you happy now?
Yeah, it is a weird fantasy, but I love you, ok? Now call me your telephone.
Oh, and, you’re not leaving this house. I expect forever.
All right, fine. “You are my telephone.”
I think i need to dump my telephone.
You love me? I don’t love you ok? Stop calling you my telephone.
Yeah babe… call me your telephone… yeah, that’s right… now press my buttons and I’ll give you a good ring… hmmmmmmm…
jeez! i love you, ok? isn’t that enough?
I love you, okay? I expect forever, but if that doesn’t work out then call me your ex-telephone while I phone a divorce lawyer.
I love it when you ring.
Wait until you meet Siri
– Oh, Sam Sung, I phone you too, OK? Now show me those special new ringtones … !