Get in the way!

mummy? why is that lady running at us with a parasol?

Use the sharp end, too.

Yeah…stab them in the eye while you’re at it.

When not carrying a parasol, please be careful to push people around you.

the everyday job of my cenile cat!!! ugghh! whiskers get off the keyboard and put away that umbrella

Paging Marry Poppins… maybe she’ll see this and fly over!

(Someone tell them that that particular Nanny was not from an episode of Nanny 911)

I try my best, even when I’ve forgotten my parasol at home (which is NOT often)

Ewww, I got blood on my parasol!

With pleasure!

but mine’s just a normal umbrella. . .not fair! why do lolittas get to have all the fun?

And if they get in yours, don’t hesitate to kill them.

Swing ’em around, and try to hit as many people as you can!

don’t worry i will.

Parasol? Do they mean palasor?

Oooh what’s with the sarcasm eh? Alright there was that ONE time when I blinded a child but really, who’s counting?

When you are in a fully crowded bus, it is recommended to open and close it rapidly several times.