Soap Wrapper

I’ll never be lonely again…

And we’ll spend the night together. Just me with you. You’ll use me, put your dirty hands on me, get me all moist and slippery. There. In the bathroom. With you.

And when morning comes, you’ll be gone again, leaving me like garbage in the shower. But I’ll wait.

I’ll wait and you’ll be back.

‘Cause you can’t resist my pureness, my smell. Never.

signed: Soap

I’m not redundant and I don’t repeat myself.

Creepy soap.

Is there a soap in your pajamas or are you just happy to see me?