Dim Sum Plates

A terrifying message from the crab mafia.

too literal…

Mmmmm…glands

If they got the signs backwards, no one would be able to tell.

Descions, descions, descions . . .

See this is what comes of acid rain. Now pass the Pepcid.

…On second thought, I’ll just have a salad.

A wholesome selection.

it definantly burns somthing, mabye not fat, but somthing.

Sorry, I’m not a big gland person. Got anything made with diced octopus ovaries?

That’s a very big crab.

they won 6 awards for their variety.

“Yes, I will have the acid food for my main course and the alkaline soup for starters.”

You might think the first choice was a cool idea if you ate the acid food first…

Couldn’t I just put some acid on my crab organs instead?

I rather choose Acid.

You need to be frying balls on the acid food, in order to eat that other crap

The first dish tends to make you feel a little crabby, but the second one really heats up your insides.

*Ba-dum-ching!*

“Digestive gland, anyone?”

Crab ovaries? I was hoping for fallopian tube!

The acid is the urine of the crabs

*thinks to herself

Ahh, tough choice.

Imagine if McDonalds went to this much detail!

Eh…I think I will pass…

Feh….I’ve tried spinach.

And they shape the dumplings to look like breasts with nipples.

Woah woah woah, waaaay too much information!

Guess I won’t complain about inaccurate translations anymore!

I’ll take the vegetarian option.

mm..man do i love gland!

Because the other ovary is missing…

At last! Something the contestants of Fear Factor should eat

Mmmm, mmmm, nothing like a big plate of Acid food. There’s no food that you wish would go down quicker!

they are too sincere

hmmmm… i wonder whats for dessert. octopus testes fried in fish urine?

Doesn’t look happy to set up a restaurant.

This is what happens when the government mandates truth in advertising . . . the things that come out

Maybe there are free baby crabs inside…

Melts your tongue

hmmm…. reproductive organs, acid, crabs…. this is bible camp all over again….

And that’s just the kids menu….

Sounds good. I think I’ll wash it down with a glass of bull’s testicles.

mmmmm! nothing like crab ovarys

a lesson in chinese cuisine: the dumplings are divine, but tricky to eat. baby crabs will grow in your stomach and your mouth will taste like feces, but the acid food takes care of all that and then is followed by a nice glass of milk. a delicious meal.

man: mmmmm…acid food. i think ill order some acid food miss.

waitress: do you want stuffed organic eel penis with that sir?

Strange… my hunger have just vanished… can we just drink some alcaline beverage?

I’ll have the arsenic apple pie please….

XD lmao i wonder if the dumplin can get pregnant with those ovaries?

hmmmmm which will i have. Both!

I don’t know which sounds better.