It is Bread

None of that squishy mushy breakfast, it means the eggs aren’t cooked properly, and none of that mushy cereal either…

Well,what the hell you waiting for? Dinner? Oh, Dinner is so TOAST!

This is one of those mornings when you should just go back to bed.

I yeast, therefore I am.

If I don’t start out with a firm breakfast my whole day is ruined

If your bread is smiling and talking to you, you might want consider decreasing your next dose.

i don’t eat things with a face.

From the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, where the food wants you to eat it.

The shirt is promoting cannibalism. The wearer is claiming they are bread and should be eaten.

Sitting on a cornflake…

I am bread , eat me !

We are all just bread.

Bossa Studios must have built their bread game around this shirt.