Toilet Seat Cover

…and then poop

Guranteed to induce suicidal tendencies!

what a naive toilet seat

Can I trade in my old X Type

toilet seat cover wisdom

Why read a magazine on the toilet when you can ponder the meaning of life itself?

People don’t get to touch nature enough anymore… especially nuts! Now reconsider your life.

They definitely take their sh*tting seriously…

…once finished, roll it up and smoke it like I did. The announcer.

The simplicity and naivite never lost my interest. Then I accidentally pooped on the floor.

Damn, makes me want to sit on the toilet for hours. I’ve been overlooking one of life’s pure and simple pleasures for MUCH too long…

I think what it’s saying is, when you’re taking a shit, stop and smell the roses

I bet this is Madonna’s toilet seat cover.

uh… I think I’ll stand, thanks anyway

Yes! I can now turn MY toilet into a zen toilet!

For Zen enthusiasts who enjoy pondering while on the potty… just be careful not to levitate off the seat until you’re done. 🙂

When a toilet seat cover tells me to reconsider my life…

By the time I got done reading this ,I sh*t my pants!

It says it will ” relieve ones mind ” , I just want to relieve my bowels !

Now now, toilet cover …

After realizing that in my busy, everyday life, I no longer have the chance to touch nuts (as well as touching flowers, the ocean, wind, water, sky, and the Earth), I’m definitely going to reconsider being alive!