Mr. Friendly

I get the feeling that he’s only using me to buy him things, though.

Is that a typo? “Let’s use money deliberately”? Isn’t that the same as saying “spend lots of money on our products”? Self-promotion, sickening.

Mr. Friendly looks more like “Mr. Please-get-me-out-of-this-sad-existence”. And it is pretty sad if your best buddy is a wallet. 🙂

And if the name “Mr. Friendly” isn’t enough to put you off, he also wants your money!

It’s OK Mr Friendly – no need to look like that – it’s not your fault this doesn’t make sense

Where should I deliver it?