Heavenly Burgers

These fries are heavenly!

If it’s Kosher, that’ll explain a lot…

Man, God makes the best curly fries…

Does that come with holy water?

And on the 8th day….

God fries in mysterious ways…

I’m afraid to tell God I’m a vegetarian…

It’s okay, but I hate it when they ask if I want my leftovers saved…

Would you like a complimentary salvation with that?

I don’t suppose they have devil’s food cake here….

I like the stained glass windows….

You want some REAL soul food?

Just don’t forget to say GRACE…

Gotta try the Passion Fries

And the meat shall inherit the earth…

…for God so loved the world that he… HONORS DOUBLE COUPONS ON WEDNESDAYS!!!!

Yeah, but I hate ordering in Aramaic…

Can I get a King James menu?

Look who’s running the cash register… Pontius Pilate

Is my food supposed to glow with an unearthly halo of heavenly anointing?

Um… God, you forgot the pickles….

God, we really can’t make a profit if you keep feeding the homeless like this…

It’s a miracle He stays in business. No really…

Hey, that burning bush smells like Mesquite…

The Universalists just ordered Chinese again. Don’t they see this is A BURGER JOINT?

Lay down your burdens and He shall give thee… FREE SUPERSIZED FRIDAYS!!!!

No need to order – He knows what you want…

Here comes the Jehova Witnesses! Quick, take down the “Help Wanted” sign….

THE source of burgers….

Praise God from whom all Burgers Flow, Praise Him all ye customers here below…

All free all the time…

The food is good, but I can’t stand that pipe organ….

Prices this low, you’ll be singing Hallelujah…

We’ll make your order before you get here…

Sure God hears your prayers, honey, but if it ain’t on the menu I can’t do anything about that…

God didn’t seem too happy today. Yeah? Yeah: Satan just opened a Cajun joint down the block….

Mmmm, this Cole Slaw is an ACT OF GOD!

Just don’t use the chef’s name in vain…

Mmmm, everlastingly good!

Pssst: don’t stare at the chef…