Beer Pub Hof

If I didn’t know any better, I’d say the sign was hitting on me.

That’s what all the guys say before they make their real intentions clear.

why? what have you done to them?

(Insert clever and creative comment here)

jeez. you’re being a little pushy.

Today’s Special!

It Eats the Burger Off the Carpet! All Family Can Film It!

Will Hof be singing his song “Looking for Freedom” or just reprising his roles from Baywatch and Knight Rider?

So I guess the Engrish equivalent to “drinks, on me!” = “have a drink on me!”?
What a fascinating establishment.

Pauloo – never heard of body shots?
What a nice guy. Most of the drunk guys I meet want to be a bit more than friends, and too cheap to buy me a drink.
That’s really no way to run a business, drinks on the house.

A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a bartender who does not exist.