Wing Dept Store Bag

Because masturbation is everywhere now…

you can Wing out with your thing out

Wing: Heaven on Earth for hormonal teens

Doesn’t sound pure and fresh to me! It doesn’t sound very sophisticated either!

…I’m touching, I’m touching… Ahhhh… yeeeeeeeeeeess!

WING sign wording no good. I proposing:

Please touch yourself while someone looking you.
Let them feel it, taste it, get it without reserve.
Now they can see it’s fresh and pure and sticky, don’t they?
WING: City resort where you can unleash your original drives without much sophistication!

Doesn’t seem to be working. I touched myself in my original way, but I’m not really fresh and pure now…

I always seem to Wing it in fresh and pure! Nobody else needs to know.

That’s one way to advertise masturbation…

With Policemen standing by to arrest you when you ve stopped touching yourself in public

One of my favorites

Can I touch others?

But you see, Wing, if I don’t reserve before I become myself, all the seats fill up and I’m stuck with becoming someone else. Reservations are important.

What is this thing they are advocating looking at, tasting, feeling, and getting? Actually, I don’t wanna know…

Because everybody has their own original way of touching themselves!