Blendy

You know, I was wondering the same thing this morning when I was leaving the house in my green tube.

I often wonder the same thing…

DUH! Why would you even have to ask? On a cup even?

that’s what i was wondering too, until i called charles manson and found out…

that’s what i was wondering too, until i called charles manson and found out….

you wanna know why? its the blendy bath tissue that makes coffee taste good only if you’re naked with your family

I think it’s the Kahlua your creepy Uncle put in it the creamer bottle……

I think it’s obvious. It doesn’t mean literally NAKED, it means stripped down to your swimming trunks because you’re enjoying the beach with your family on a hot summer’s day.

I think the picture of a boy walking on the sand with a swimming ring might give you a clue.

Outside of the perverted, sick-minded Western cultures, this wouldn’t be interpreted as anything sexual…

Maybe if your a masochist and you spill it in your lap…

how about a big heapin’ bowl of man-nude-o?

Always incest on Nescafe.

I prefer nuditea.

Lets so naked. On down!

http://nudie.com.au
I knew these guys made smoothies but I didn’t realise they made coffees as well.

I’ve always wondered that too!!

…Because you don’t realize it’s coffee!

Like eating naked chicken, enjoying some quality Blendy coffee naked with your family may help lower your fat intake.

You’ve got a sick family, pal.

Drinking hot coffee while naked: Great!
Spilling hot coffee while naked: Terrible!

Wait! You mean it was just us that had “naked family time!?!”

Maybe it’s not the coffee that tastes so good but the nakedness itself . . .

And dad can stir it without even using a spoon!!

Too bad youll suppress those memories

well… it may bee more practical without cloves (no stains when it spils!), but wether it tastes better is an other question…

Because coffee tastes good with anything in the morning . . .

“Just concentrate on the coffee… Must get busy with the coffee… Look at the coffee… Don’t look elsewhere… Grandma coming.. ops.. Oh dear, can’t dare to look… “

Do you wanna see dad carry the coffee AND the donuts to the table at the same time?

I’d probably go along with that idea if there wasn’t a dog involved..

That’s just disturbing… children shouldn’t be drinking coffee!

Because you’re all on some hard drugs and right now everything tastes awesome.

Daddy said he had all the ingredients in his pocket!

That’s appalling… The apostrophe is in the wrong place!

What if you’r not naked with your family, or if you’re naked but you’re not with your family? Would it taste like crap?

Because ita make Papa-san so alert and ready to Action!

A: mom’s still lactating. yum! yum! yum!
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it’s the nice long vacation you deserve after you sue mc donalds for being an idiot
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because if you didn’t have the coffee, you’d just be weird silly!
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uh oh! too much caffeine’s making someone look tense!
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gee! that’s not what the neighbors say about coffee at our house!

Nudity. What else?

So I walked into starbucks the other day with my mother, my father, my sister and my great grandmother, all of us naked as jaybirds, each of us with a double roll of Blendy paper towels under each arm, and everyone started staring at us, so I said “what, is this one of those ‘no shoes, no shirt, no service’ joints?”

i looove my coffee…but I ain’t going there!

Boy: “Wow Dad this coffee sure tastes good!”
Dad: “You know what would make it taste better, if you sat down and relaxed for a minute.”
Boy: ~sits down~
Dad: “No, REALLY relax.”
Boy: ~Takes off shoes~
Dad: “I don’t think you’re getting my point.”
Boy: “Dad, what are you doing? Why are you….. wait….. no NO NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Don’t see how this would ever make sence. English, Engrish or Chinese….

It….does!?

The same reason why ugly chicks look hot when you’re drunk.

Blendy is a Japanese brand of coffee. So why is a little blonde boy advertising the product, in English no less?

Love to know what they were actually trying to say here

It’s a family tradition I remember well. Dad would come home from work and make coffee. We’d all gather in the rumpus room, get naked, and splash the piping hot brew all over each other until we had to go to the burn clinic downstairs. Sometimes my brother and I would end up duct taped to the clinic ceiling in amusing poses, with no idea how we got up there. I never did understand why the dog had to be wrapped in tinfoil and hung from the ceiling fan, but then again, I never understood why coffee was much more… Read more »

You should piss in the coffee

Blendy is Chinglish for brandy. That explains all.

it’s a little nutty.

I saw this exact same thing in Nagasaki (circa, 1990), except it was from Bremmen coffee, had a girl instead of a boy, and said:

“Why does coffee taste SO GOOD when you’re naked with your family.”

Mom, why does this coffee taste like it was brewed through gym socks.. .umm, why is grandma naked? OH GOODY, COFFEE TALK!!!!!