Blendy
posted on 3 Nov 2002 in Household Items
Someone call Social Services!
Photo courtesy of Cindy Carl.
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Not sure if that’s coffee you’re tasting…
The greatest evidence why mug quotations should pass Censors.
Because everything tastes better naked… with your family… hmmm maybe not.
If by family you mean large breasted woman you paid to be with you its just nature
I tried pork naked with my family and we all just love it!!. Any recipes for next time your naked with your family?
I wonder why naked is so good when you family with your coffee
Hey lil’ Billy, why don’tcha come over here and sit on Uncle Johnny’s lap while I drink my Folgers…
Doesn’t taste as good if your family isn’t naked too.
I wonder who wrote this.
Because if you were clothed, you’d be drinking tea. Everyone knows that.
mom this coffee you made just doesn’t taste right…. OH it’s the clothes! we forgot to take them off!
“Oh look Timmy! You got your first big boy hair!”
The only one that’s truly naked is the dog. And everyone knows dogs enjoy a good, hot cup of Joe… especially at the beach.
funny that the stuff is called Blendy.
because it’s freezing. I guest ?
They let their kids drink coffee? I guess that’s how it starts! First the coffee, then the pretentious attitudes, then, the turtleneck sweaters, and then, tennis lessons! The preppies have arrived! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It could be the creamer
Because you’re going to those sort of parties.
I ask myself that question everyday…
Would it happen to be “Hot Coffee”?
Wait…that’s not a stir stick.
Nope, I wouldn’t have it any other way, either.
But, if you feel the thrill of having coffee when you’re naked with family fading, live a litte and try a tasty hot cup o’coffee naked at Starbuck’s.
Hm.
I can’t believe no one noticed the funniest part… the misplaced apostrophe!
I when the group having exposed, the coffee very why taste improves, think in doubt.
Oh my…
This is a travesty. The first attempt to straighten out the youth of the world by promoting family time and everyone gets all uppity about it. Sticking together as a family is very important in this world. Naked or not. I think that this glass is a staple to families across the world and should be put in the forefront of the mainstream. It should go as far as naked family day. A family that prays together, stays together.
im not even going to bother trying to figure out what they wanted to say
Response to above: Well, I’d like to know.
Because you’re an incest craven pervert, that’s why!
After all, if you’re not naked, how could you tell if you liked it anyway?
We’ve secretly replaced Bob’s regular coffee with Folger’s Crystals… and his naked family. Let’s see if he notices the difference!
nudists at their gatherings surely practice this
Probbly ’cause everything tastes good after “spescail browny” dad make you eat prior to “spescaill naked familytime”! LOL!
Always thought e’s went around naked…
So THAT’s why I never liked coffee….stupid me….I never tried it naked with my family…. Ewww, yuck! I don’t want to see naked family…..I better keep my face in this….yummy….coffee….
Well knock me down and call me blendy! I tried tea naked with my family a few months back, but some of them were a bit hairy so it put me off. THATS why the coffee hasn’t been tasting right since!!!
and the dog licks us.
and you’re wearing your rubber band.
The coffee is fine, just don’t ask about the lemonade…
Everyone knows it’s Blendy
If it sucks, blame your clothes.
This philosophical question Blendy has asked will plague the minds of mankind’s greatest geniuses for eternity…
Blendy has baffled Newton and Einstein… now Steven Hawking must figure out the cryptic message(s) left behind by Blendy with paedophilic incest innuendoes as his only clue.
coffee that warms you up right when your feeling…drafty
naked with family… sure, me, my wife, and the twins
what kind of family do you have???
!!!
if you meen family as in your dog, then you’re one looooooooooonely boy.
I thought it would be awkward with or without the coffee.
it just does!
because the Pope said it, and is common sense ……
Aint nothing like a Hot cup of Joe while your free balling with your pop!