Loveable Black Cat

As if the spelling and grammatical problems were not bad enough, the cat has the wrong number of eyes!

Multi-eyed kitty… not something my emo child would wear!

At least Billie Jean is -somebody’s- lover.

how about i count you in my pest list ?

Billy Jean is not my kitty. It’s just a cat with foooour eyes…

Sounds like it’s a good thing the creepy, four-eyed cat didn’t get to do everything it wanted to Billy Jean… hasn’t she been through enough humiliation being publicly denied by Michael Jackson?

Is it me, or is the cat white?

I’m pretty sure the cat has two eyes; it’s just that the background of the shirt is serving as the sclera (the whites of their eyes).

Also,

@Pim
Yes, the cat is white, hilariously enough. X3

It’s a Janus cat! (click “Myself” to learn more)