Little Pocky

i see someone has been dipping his pocky where it shouldn’t be

hence cometh the candy: Dew Dew?

*imitating one murderer on CSI*
“There goes the comedy; I’m talking about penises.”

don’t badmouth the pocky. they can write whatever the hell they want, pocky is sooo damn tasty, it won’t matter anyway. i wish i had some right now.

confuscia say man who puts hand in pocky feels a little cocky

Oh great. Now I’ll never be able to eat Pocky again without thinking of giant chocolate-covered penises.

Innuendo aside, i actually bought this the other day from a asian market in my area. suprisingly enough, it’s pretty good. And there’s very little engrish on the carton.

The new motto-thing for the new carton is: “This combination of crispy pretzel and smooth dark chocolate brings a whole new flavor to fun”.

You could cut the innuendo with a chainsaw.

Yeah, I’ve tried pocky before, it’s delicious!! But I must say, that Engrish was funny!

– “What’s that squeezing against my finer points?”
– “Don’t worry, it’s just my man-pocky…”

pocky is awesome and a common snack in japan…. and the thought of it being chocolate covered penises makes it infinitely more appealing to me…. i now have the sudden urge to suck the chocolate off first instead of just eating it whole…. i’d like a box of MAN’S pocky please ;DD

Hey, all my pocky’s gots no points on ’em!