Make America greath again

Is that why the air smells like halitosis when I go outside?

But not if you’re drunk

Its a wall building exercise

And in soviet russia, you breath god(cigarrette)

In UK, God shave you.

The wages of Gin is breath. 👿

Philosophical question: Can God create a breath mint so big he can’t swallow it?

This young lady is at the doc’s for her yearly medical. The Doc sticks the stethoscope on her chest and says:

Doc: “Now, big breaths.”

YL: ‘Yeth, and I’m only thixteen.”

@Huu Yuu 04 08. Only if sufficient angles are dancing on the head of a pin.

Smells like ten spirits

Marum: I especially like acute angles 😉

@Huu Yuu. I think all angels are a cute. With their wings, and halos, and harps.

I hope he doesn’t have the flu

In my case, he blew it.

@Huu Yuu | 4:01 am: Is that halitosis or hallelujah?

More like DOG BREATH YOU! It’s so bad, you burned up all the colours in the flag!

Ex-hail the Almighty!

Well, at least that isn’t the Belchian flag.

Holy smoke!

God nose why they made that mistake.

@Marum | 4:12 am: But if you get the right angle, one is all you need.

Would you like a mint?

God breath? No, thanks, I’m a bre-atheist.

@Droll

OK then, live lung and prosper.

Kaeprnick could just hold his breath during the National Anthem instead.

In the States, burning the flag is a huge outrage. In Canada, we do that just to stay warm.

Speaking of which, I think I’ve got a chill. *sneezes into flag*.

– Do not breathe
– Bless separately

Made in Untied State of Asphyxia

I am an atheist, you are wasting your breath!

– Look Ma, no lungs!

In the King James Bible, God did spit out the seven seas. I read it in my grade school class (I went to a Lutheran school) and my classmates reacted. “Ew! Spit water!”

This Engrish actually makes perfect sense.
Genesis 2:7

So when people die it’s just God having an asthma attack?

@Lora 730:

Oh…is THAT why there’s a Maple Leaf on the flag???

Q: What do you get when you drink a Thhtarbuckthhs Ithhed Chai Latte?
A: You thhtart doing thhat Hillary bobble-head thhing.

Muthht have been thhe brain-freethe effect from the Ithhed Chai.

The proof read ‘God breast you’, but the proofreader knew that just couldn’t be right so he corrected it.

In 2 Timothy 3:16, “inspired by God” translates the Greek theopneustos, which is more literally rendered “God-breathed”. So I guess you could say the shirt wishes us to be God-inspired.

God your breath smells like Hell.

Misspelled “Dog” — Now it makes sense, from a common Eskimo bedtime complaint.