Hillbilly Bacteria…

Hillbilly Bacteria…

posted on 6 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Mandakh Tsevel.
Found in Mongolia.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

stupid chicken go up the hill
stupid chicken forgot to take the pill
stupid chicken didn’t get diptheria,
but instead a very strange bacteria.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

a serving is 10500 tons?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Bacteria from the GERMan alps.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

A hill bacteria gives the earth a rather large pimple. I’d hate to see what a mountain bacteria does.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

The Swiss Mountains bacteria makes the stupid chicken very holey.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Must be a chook. Boc, boc, boc, Bocteria

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

The chicken isn’t stupid, just a little mixed up – with vegetables!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

At least it has not gone viral.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Waiter! I hear banjo music in my food!

Geo
Geo
8 years ago

@Huu Yuu | 4:03 am
It’s the A51 strain of bacteria. Just goes to show you that stupidity’s an epidemic after all… how sad.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@DnT 04 05. Not Germanic – Germaniac,

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Let me ruin the love life of all the health and cleanliness freaks.

In control experiments for bacterial transfer, we identified the probiotic Lactobacillus and Bifidobacterium marker bacteria in most kiss receivers, corresponding to an average total bacterial transfer of 80 million bacteria per intimate kiss of 10 s.

And that is only kissing on the mouth. 👿

Geo
Geo
8 years ago

And for an entree we recommend the Salmonella salmon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@Marum | 4:21 am: Problem? – those bacteria are good for us, AFAIK.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

You’ve heard of Bubble ‘n’ Squeak?
This is Bubble ‘n’ Squeal.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I know this may sound unromantic, but it IS a good idea to have a shower together first.

Speaking for myself – I found having a shower with my lady, a tremendous turn-on. 😀

timmy
timmy
8 years ago

So that’s what they call Hillary voters.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Q. Why did the stupid chicken choke itself?
A. Because it wanted to have an organism.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

@Marum 428:

Don’t we all?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The good news.

Once you have havee been living together for some time – provided the relationship is monogamous – you both share the same bacteria.

Therefore the chances of catching something off each other, decreases to almost nil.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

That knowledge though, would not induce me to dispense with the shower. 😉

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Charles Darwin was right. The Hill Bacteria evolved into Stupid Chicken and couldn’t further evolved into Homo Sapiens.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

Phoned in an order. Just waiting for deliverance.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The Hi 2 bacteria cuss chickens to get into a stew, by causing Subtle Anxiety Syndrome.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

If you eat this you’ll get bird flew.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Well it shouldn’t have been caught

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

So its not bird flu then

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

H. Stulti

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Unfair to road crossing fowl.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

So that’s what happened to the cock-o’-the-walk.
Go figger…the good-lookin’ bantam = the stupid one.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

“Stupid is as stupid doves.”

— Forrest Gumbo

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

I once asked a *smart* chicken “what came first, the chicken or the egg?”
It told me they both appeared at exactly the same time, in a chicken omelette.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Or maybe “Bubble ‘n’ Squawk”.

Long Tom
Long Tom
8 years ago

Don’t the Chinese consider the Mongolians their equivalent of hillbillies?

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Long Tom,

No, the Chinese have plenty of their own Han Chinese hillbillies.
They consider Mongols foreign, as well as former invaders and conquerors.
My guess is that many Han Chinese don’t necessarily have the warm fuzzies for the Mongolians…

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

@Huu Yuu 403:

That would be a LOT of chicken!
And would exceed one’s typical order of Xinjiang Da Pan Ji
(Big Plate Chicken)

Apparently the “T” stands for Tögrög (or Tugrik), the Mongolian currency.
As of time of this writing, USD $1 = T 1,439, meaning a stupid chicken stew costs ya about USD $4.90.

Hmmm…a stupid chicken for less than five “bucks” (haw haw haw).
Wonder how much a smart one costs…….???

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Whoops…typo.

Meant T 1039, not 1,439.
My bad.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

The smart chicken just fled from being slaughtered

Kitten
Kitten
4 years ago

Stupid chicken! You gave me hill bacteria!

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