Only 2 sizes: too big & too small

Do you want that in itchy wool or not

Comes in any color you like as long as its grey.

I will complain and make trouble

Do you feel lucky, punk?

Grandma goes to war: Official outfitters of the 29th Umbrella and Handbag Battalion.

Bitch, please! Or maybe Please bitch.

If you complain, we will send our military over to your home

‘Forget Woman’ is the name of the shop

MILLitary uniforms, specially for ground troops.

Dissatisfaction guaranteed.

Millitary,

I will complain! You sending artillery to mee at my bangolow, the tanks, fighters, ninja, bombs, the uniform generalls in my bed room disturb me here at 2 a.m., wake up my wife, neighbors the dog, just because of wrong size your millitary uniforms, go away, I hate all of you!

Apollogize, understand, O.K.
You come again will not wellcome!!

Customers

Mail order service by ex-military drone. Be sure not to be carrying anything that looks like a weapon or bomb.

They must know my family.

♫♪ ♪♫ Now, I heard the WACS recruited
♪♫ ♫♪ Old maids for the war
♫♪ ♪♫ But mommy isn’t one of those
♪♫ ♫♪ I’ve known her all these years

“This is my complaint. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”

The customer is always right [here, whining]

Definitely one of those stores with a joke “complaint department” hand grenade.

SON, DO I LOOK LIKE THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT? AM I WEARING A BADGE THAT SAYS “HI THERE, COME ON IN AND B**** ALL YOU WANT” NO I’M NOT, BOY!!

This parrot you sold me not half an hour ago is dead!

1. Choose inappropriate size, color or model
2. Complain
3. BOOM!!

There will be blood.

Mail order? Like most of us; It comes in a box.

@FB. from John Cleese.

(haughtily) Oh no sir. It’s not dead. It’s merely sleeping.

SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE CAUGHT BY THE PRIVATES!

WARNING: Everybody Expects The Korean Inquisition!

He’s all tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

Of course I will complain. I’m not a soldier.

Atleast they are honest

Corporal Punishment?

…because we know how whiny you can be.

complain all you want, military service is still required in Korea.

Our shoe department sells assorted shoes – rest assured, none are the same size, and all are for the left foot.

We read your mind too.

Yes Sir, Sir!

For all the Python fans:
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Why did you come in here then?
I wanted to complain.
Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
(For those left wondering, it’s from the end of the Argument Sketch)

“Klinger! Take that dress off!”
“Okay, but your not going to like what you see.”

Ahh, the clever shop owners try a little reverse psychology…

Millitary uniforms – …For milling about, and stuff…

There’s something more than a little creepy about the way the right-arm sleeve on the green suit looks almost as if it wants to shake hands with you…(“Pleased to meet–oops, sorry; I forgot that I have no hands. Or arms. And I’m only *thinking* at you, as I have no head, or legs-just a pole stuck up my butt, if I even have a butt, which I doubt….Gawd, this place is cheap!”)

Comes in 3 “fun” colors: puce, mauve, and mustard. The colors seen from the window are only for display.

That need no washing, no cleaning, there are all the same color all time and need no smell in option

Well, thats what I came here for – to complain!