Investigating spills since 1959

Must be a GM thing

Branch of ”Federal Bowel of Indigestion”

My chest of drawers hurts…

Tom R. Toe — Director of Ethical Condiment Best Practices.

I’m an agent with with the B.S.K., and I need to ask you some questions.

You’d better spill the beans, or the Bureau will get to you.

Using many sauces of information to spy on the dining public.

*Fries Burger Immediately*

Always practise safe Szechuan Bang Bang; use a condiment.

Ketch me if you can!

If you haven’t bean good, they’ll ketchup with you eventually.

We apologize for the Funny Bureau Incontinence

Bureau of soybean ketchup is people!

And over here we have the Wardrobe of Mustard.

Next to the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Closely affiliated with Homefry Security.

Why do they need their own S.W.A.T. team?

Now we Bureau. Then we Closet.

OK, let’s just ketcupt on this plan.

A complement to Kung Fu Steak

The Soy Bean Marketing Board, has so much work, they will never ketchup.

I know tomato ketchup so well but wondering what soybean ketchup tastes like.

BUREAU OF SOYBEAN KETCHUP WARNING:
The unauthorized reproduction of this ketchup is illegal. Culinary copyright infringement, including infringement without using it on any foods, is investigated by the BSK and is punishable by up to 5 years in federal prison and a fine of $250,000, along with the confiscation of any other condiments in your possession.

this soybean tomato tastes funny

In Communist China ketchup spills you.

one of those sauces close to the government.

Alex Jones says they’re buying billions of rounds of hollowpoint ammunition.

Please turn this into a T-shirt!! I’d so buy it 😀

Next to the Bureau of Marshmallow Curry and the Bureau of Carrot Tea.

..a division of the People’s Department of Condiments.