Now THAT’S a man toilet

Using the toilet in this building is a grave matter.

The woman toilet is even worse- expect to be cremated!

Man, what a toilet

Okay, man toilet, once you’re through being pissed just cut the crap and tell me where the stairs lead.

What a horrible way to die.

So its not a thunder room for nothing then

I guess I should have known that Khrushchev was actually an
outhouse!

It’s the Chuck Norris model.

In soviet Korea… ah crap.

This should become canon in all toilets for people who don’t use the toilet brush. World would be a better place.

Buries me with what? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

New toilet:

←R.I.P Man…………Woman→

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Rest In Piss

Hey, when I use a toilet it’s because I don’t want to be in-turd.

We now know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.

Man’s Lavatory

♫♪
I don’t want to be buried in a Man’s Lavatory
I just want to take a crap again…
♬

We put the “dump” in body dump.

ATTENTION, ALERT! Bowel movement detected! Please immediately leave your toilet bowl or urinal and use the fire escape door to external left side stairs.

– Mommy, why do you always bring flowers to a man’s toilet?

When a man hasta do what a man hasta doo-doo.

Wear proper personal protective gear at all times.
DO NOT attempt courtesy flush without assistance.

♪ ♫
Big john…
big, bad john ♪ ♫

Judging from the stick figure, you’ll be buried at least up to your knees…

Stairway to Heaven?

The unreleased sequel –

“Dead Man Pooping”

And it pounds its shoe on the table.

Fortunately for us, this isn’t a *real* man toilet.

What did you expect – it’s a Restroom, isn’t it?

I think I’ll take the elevator.

Oh crap…..

Maybe there is some swimming crap in the toilet.

The old mafia way. Bury someone in the cement foundations of a building.

Six feet under – a TOILET BOWL

Well, it’s clear that toilet isn’t putting up with any crap!

…On second thought…..I don’t need to go.

Ahh ! To spend eternity under the stairs !

And the man urinal buries you on the left

Don’t bother.
I buried the man toilet when I pooped.
Sorry.

Kim Jong-il reincarnated as a toilet..?