Smokin’ hot!

Yeah, I like ’em crispy!

”Just put those DVDs into microwave for a bit, baby!”

Wood fired perhaps

The female manager apparently found some magazines in the chefs locker…

Just some pix of my wife’s red-hot butt.

Shouldn’t that be “flied lice”?

I’ll take a doggy bag please.

None for me, thanks. I had wieners with r@pe salad for lunch.

I am an Asian, fried rice and hot chicks, what more can I ask for? That’s my kind of breakfast!

Holiday Inn has ALWAYS been like this.

This is my kind of cookout!

Takes “Eating Out” to a whole new level…

Just right if you have a Deep Throat

I prefer raw porn.

Already saw this on the Spice Channel

Hold the sauce!

Steamed cock is better

for some reason I want to imagine Will Smith saying “I just came in here for the rice…. but A’ITE!!!”

that’s it… i’ll make my own fried rice, with blackjack and hookers! y’kno what, screw the fried rice [/bender]

That will take thr wri of your truncheon.

That will take the wrinkles out of your truncheon.

Exactly what a barbecue should’ve been for in the first place: not just for the meat of an animal, but also for the meat of a hot chick.

xxx bbq

Could you hold the bbq sauce? I prefer whipped cream…

I think I love you more than the Japanese love barbequed porn

Meat?

Are you are new porn star?
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Red-hot poker optional.

put my bowl right there…ohhhh yeah, riiiight THERE! that’s it!

if it’s going to be that kind of a party I’m gonna stick my d!ck in the mashed potatoes

I prefer my porn sweet & sour.

No thanks, Im on a porn-free diet

would you like Mild, Medium, Hot, Smokin Hot, InterRacial, Gay, or Bi with them fries?

I’ll take two… no, three please!

Can I have the cream of sum yung guy with that?

Yay. I can have my trayf and shiksa at the same time.

Comes in its own gravy.

Steamy, spicy…. Oh… Honey, it’s not what it looks like…