Girt problems?

ok thief here’s my camera and wallet. oh take my laptop too. you might want to eat some breakfast first before you go..

I got 99 problems but a girt ain’t one.

I assure you, if I bring a stranger girt into my room, I won’t try to stuff him , her, or it into that little box on the wall with the combination lock, but thanks for the sign anyway! Have a nice day!

Take care thief!

After reading that, I think I’ll stick to just enjoying myself. No stranger girts or anything else at all for me.

Fourth, whatever you do , don’t tell your wife.

no girt no enjoyment

No girts? What about purlins?

May all your Zs be cold-formed.

We hope you can enjoy yourself after reading about these horrific ‘girt’ objects.

Thief, you need exercise. Now let me take you for a walk 😀 *pat pat*

FINE, I’ll bring the just slightly strange girl back instead 😀

How else will I have sex?

With girls I know? BLAH!

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Do not get the girt wet.
Do not feed the girt after midnight.

If you’re having girt problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a girt ain’t one.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a girt.

You were eaten by a girt.

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But what if i didn’t talk about business or exchange money with the strange grits then the thief took care of all my luggage? No danger, no experiencing China.

Do you have two tens for a five?

Make sure to look after the thief.

I suspect a girt is not a stranger around hotels at all …

So I’ll keep the girt out but take good care of the thieves.