Advantage larvae…

the pestilence never ends

What’s the admission price for Pupae and Larvae?

Discount for 7-year-old studens of prehistoic settlements

If I’m 65 do I get in free

Nastier than your average ticket buyer.

Grubs are encouraged to enjoy our special “Lil’ Squirmers’ Maggot Mythology” tour, which includes interactive exhibits such prehistoric settlements as a festering wound on a sabretooth tiger, and the corpse of Ug: First Firemaker. Appropriate for ages 1-2 days. Free buffet with admission!

The Korean government is so desperate for money that even grubs have to pay for admission

“Alright, Maggots! Listen up! I’m Sgt. Hardass, and I’ll be your tour guide today!

Just keep your grubby hands of the displays and exhibits!

We don’t want no grub
A grub is a guy that can’t get no tour from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of the tour bus ride
Trying to holler at me

I bet they put the term “grubs” to make people think twice before teaming up to pay less

Grubs- Enter through the wormhole, and disperse in sub-grubs.

Who says people don’t try to ‘Worm’ their way out of paying full prices?

It’s an obvious placement error … grubs for groups of 30 was supposed to be on the menu, not under ticket prices 🙂

Is that “termites” in the column on the right?

Grubs?
I suppose the visitors are “prehistoric” too?

Luckily, most grubs travel in groups of 31 to avoid predators.

maggots have a half price discount!

And DON’T try to worm your way in….

algernon | 3:22 am |

If I’m 65 do I get in free
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In Japan, because everything is new, if you are over 65, you are part of the prehistoric exhibit.

Isn’t a group of more than 30 grubs concidered a swarm?

“Grubs, Chubs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles, and Proudfoots are all welcome.

Not welcome: Sackville Bagginses”

Unfortunatly, Timon and Pumba are in the prehistoric exhibit waiting to eat the grubs who thought they could get in paying less.

I’ve heard the expression “swarms of tourists,” but this might be going a bit too far.

…and if you’ve metamorphosized, pay the adult price or get the hell out!

I believe the grubs are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.

65+ Is the prehistoric amusement……..

Those grubby bastards should pay more. I have to sit next to their smelly asses on the Prehistoric Settlement shuttle from the parking lot.

Grubs seeking student discount must present student ID or proof of metmorphosis.

100 discount if you’re a worm….

Chinese people don’t tend to live to 65…?

Wh0a, wait…
Th3y’r3 l3tting Wriggl3rs in?