What is Real?

All right people, move along! Nothing here to see!

Sometimes, I just hate my navigation system

Of course not, it’s in your pocket.

Then where is this?

there is no spoon…

that’s actually a quote from yoko ono!

…but that’s neither here nor there.

I thought @xquared was joking, but I looked this up and it is true. She did an art exhibition called “This Is Not Here” to which John Lennon wore this very shirt.