Rocky, is that you?

But taste like cat.

Finally! I had to read the first 23,195 items to get to my favorite dish!

Thanks very much for comming to Roadkill Restaurant.

Everything tastes good deep fried.

LIARS!!! It’s not deep fried, it’s microwaved.

thank God there are no pictures in this menu

the rabies adds some extra sips

caution: it only LOOKS like squirrel…

“sir, I found an acorn in my dish”

Real squirrel is bad enough, but fake!

…but sing like canary. you liek much. you pay now,

Thank you for eating at “Material”, a Subsidiary of McDonalds, INC

Wow. This menu makes American food look… good!

This is just the Subsidiary Material branch… the MAIN Material branch produces THIS:

https://engrish.com/2008/08/this-is-the-good-stuff/

Although to be fair, this place is not all bad… the tripple-fried egg with the chili and chutney was quite good!

That’s right, even we don’t really know what it is.

Learned that recipe from the “Roadkill Cookbook”

Perch with Salted?

Tastes woody. *patooie*

this favoriet of al food i liek in my homtown wehav much of th sqqurl taste good an when eat mayk hapy sownd lik “haha”

“Hmm… i wonder what bullwinkle used… birdshot or a squirrel gun…” “Bullwinkle use gun of great importance… a combination of guns he has used!”

No thanks, Iam trying to cut down, but do you have the par-boiled & smell like chipmunk?

Look like squirrel, taste like chicken

But may not be…