God-Jesus

Remember, this robot died for your sins! The least you can do is buy him!

Quoth the prohet Jerematic…..

Ohh, I don’t care if it rains or freezes….

Great robot, but does it walk on water?

But wait,theres more.The first 20 callers get a Chewbacca the Buddist

Now with realistic smiting action!

Holy…

Holy spirit not included.

The Voltron of Christianity!! With RoboGodJesus technology we can opress the whole world! Crusades here we come! Domo arigato

God-Jesus is his own son and father. Bow to him and beg forgiveness! Don’t worry, you dont have to put up with him for too much longer…

The power of christ compels you to change my batteries!

The Coming of Christ Version 2.0

Heard of Wall-E? Here’s Almight-E!

Billy really liked Jimmy, but God-Jesus wasn’t having it!

This toy not for sale to heathens.

I’m intriged by the pictures on the box. It looks like a guy is asking(praying?) about a girl to the robot, and then there’s a big NO! With a shattered heart. At least, I think that’s a guy… mabye that’s why the robot answered “no”? 🙂

On left:
God-Jesus makes all your dreams come true!
…But he follows Fairly OddParents rules.
No love wishes allowed.

Sometimes God*Jesus brings you flowers, but other times he’s a little cross.

I’ve heard of people “trying to put God in a box” but this takes the cake.

Japanese God-Jesus robots telling teenage fortunes…

Father, Son and Hory Ghost.

Wait until you see the satqn robot

*satan. Damn phone.

Congraturations! Your Wall-E has evolved into Allmight-E!

Which one is God, and which one is Jesus? And why does it look like they want to fight?

Let’s pray / Let’s play