May 11th, 2020

Near the commer store…

I'm just waiting at the commer of Main and 1st St...

Photo courtesy of Kevin Cole.  Shoe box found in China. 

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May 8th, 2020

Schlong or short

Photo courtesy of Scott Neader. Found at flea market in Portugal. 

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May 7th, 2020

Curse my contracted life!

Please obey your watch...

Photo courtesy of Joe Pace.

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May 6th, 2020

Nietzsche’s PC…

Photo courtesy of Glenn T.

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May 5th, 2020

Comes with Titreist balls.

$100 Carraway sounded too good to be true...

Photo courtesy of Courtney S. Bootleg golf bag likely from China. 

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May 4th, 2020

Summer’s resolutions…

Photo courtesy of Spencer H. Bag found in Hong Kong. 

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May 1st, 2020

That’s one way to put out the fire…

Photo courtesy of Darvin H. Spotted in Dubai.  Arabic text says: "most purchased in the world".

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April 30th, 2020

5 fingers is 4 too many.

Please endanger responsibly...

Photo courtesy of Chad H. Found in Changsha, China. 

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April 29th, 2020

She’s always right…

She’s gonna cosine my loan...

Photo courtesy of Judy F. 

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April 28th, 2020

Your geometry won’t work here…

...if you’re afraid of widths.

Photo courtesy of Sandra Tuer. Chinese says "defecating behind the tank is prohibited". 

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