March 23rd, 1997

Best Bread Message

Taken from a bakery bag. 

Caption as follows: 'Our little friend 'Tomte' use magical secret-power fro delicious BREAD that, Well enjoy in next morning. Children who living in NORTHERN EUROPE tell us secret that just baken BREAD. YES ..........TOMTE's secret. HOKUO as. BREAD country SAPPORO is very similar with TOMTE's land.'

(NOTE: Tomte is the name for Santa Claus in Sweden. I know this because countless Swedish people have written in to tell me. Others from Norway insist that Tomte is an elf or gnome. Finally, the Finnish insist that 'Tomte' is more like Santa's little helper. Thanks guys.)

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March 15th, 1997

My Fannie

 

Photo courtesy of Todson and Jennifer Page

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March 1st, 1997

Postonic

 

 

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February 18th, 1997

Pickle EX

So wait, it's an 'ex-Bourbon stick chocolate' Lemon Milk flavored Pickle?? Or was that a Bourbon Pickle with Lemon Milk filling? But where does the 'chocolate' part come in? Somebody please explain.

 

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February 10th, 1997

Eye Power

Eye Power - by Assail

 

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February 1st, 1997

Loveable Black Cat

 

Taken from a child's t-shirt.  Photo copyright Engrish.com.

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January 10th, 1997

Duck Down Jacket

 

Photo courtesy of Gert Van Tonderand Eric Woudenberg

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December 31st, 1996

Trickle

 

 

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December 18th, 1996

Balanced Products

Balance your diet with these assorted saturated fats...  

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December 13th, 1996

Salatoma

Salmonella? Melanoma? Lou Pinella? No, its a new disease in a can - Salatoma.

 

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