November 5th, 2006

Need a job?

And the floor is collecting unemployment...  

Photo courtesy of Petra Miskolczi.

Sign found in Hungary.

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November 3rd, 2006

ASTORE

But I aquit...

 

Photo courtesy of Richard Price.

Found in Beijing, China.

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November 2nd, 2006

Turd time’s a charm…

They're cute until they start talking...

 

Hip clothing store in Taiwan. 

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November 1st, 2006

Not much time left…

Maybe raiding grandpa's closet wasn't a good idea...

 

Photo courtesy of Sugarmama.

Found on a 20-something in Tokyo.

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October 31st, 2006

Meaningless

Sounds like jazz to me...  

T-shirt found in Tokyo.

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October 30th, 2006

Look!

The pants section has all the fun...  

Shirt found in Japan.

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October 28th, 2006

Please wipe first

Smells like you just stepped in a pile of Paris Hilton...  

Photo courtesy of Darren Head.

Shopping center sign found in Machida, Japan.

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October 27th, 2006

Hold It!

Oh man, I am going to excrete my pants...  

Photo courtesy of Tony Foster.

Sign found in Taiwan. 

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October 26th, 2006

Magic Flyer Instructions

Hey, show it to Tom Cruise and see what happens...  

Photo courtesy of Reverend Timothy.

Product originally from China. 

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October 25th, 2006

Battery Instructions

If you can swallow a D battery,

you got problems anyway...

 

Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.

Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.

Some have written in to say that the

illustration is from Homestarrunner.

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