October 30th, 2006

Look!

The pants section has all the fun...  

Shirt found in Japan.

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October 28th, 2006

Please wipe first

Smells like you just stepped in a pile of Paris Hilton...  

Photo courtesy of Darren Head.

Shopping center sign found in Machida, Japan.

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October 27th, 2006

Hold It!

Oh man, I am going to excrete my pants...  

Photo courtesy of Tony Foster.

Sign found in Taiwan. 

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October 26th, 2006

Magic Flyer Instructions

Hey, show it to Tom Cruise and see what happens...  

Photo courtesy of Reverend Timothy.

Product originally from China. 

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October 25th, 2006

Battery Instructions

If you can swallow a D battery,

you got problems anyway...

 

Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.

Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.

Some have written in to say that the

illustration is from Homestarrunner.

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October 24th, 2006

Cousin Tony?

Do I smell formaldehyde?  

Photo courtesy of Vanessa Vichitvadakan.

Found in Chinatown, New York City.

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October 23rd, 2006

MP3 Player Manual Foreword

 

Photo courtesy of Stewart Webb.

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October 22nd, 2006

Internet Operationing Instructions

 

Photo courtesy of Stefanos Koltsidopoulos.

Found in China hotel. 

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October 21st, 2006

No need dat…

Photo courtesy of Rowan Douglas.

Vietnamese butcher found in Australia.

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October 20th, 2006

Mommy, I’m hungry…

Candy cigarettes were her gateway drug...  

Photo courtesy of  Molly Smith.

Taken at Tokyo train station.

Mother had no idea what jacket meant.

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