September 5th, 2008

The coroner ruled it ‘death by turning over’…

Don't come any closer or I'll TURN OVER!

 

Photo courtesy of Mike Batchelor.

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September 4th, 2008

Just forrowing orders, rieutenant…

Where do I re-enrist?

 

Tag reads: "P-Box We are the clothing of your satisfaction" Photo copyright Engrish.com.

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September 3rd, 2008

It’s a real hit…

Don't forget to punch in...

 

Photo courtesy of Joe Fitler. Door of room housing firefighting equipment. Found in Shanghai, China

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September 2nd, 2008

Strawberries for the terrorists…

And then he had a nice strawberry sundae and a good beating...

 

Photo courtesy of Marisa L. Gift bag found in Seoul, Korea. 

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September 1st, 2008

It’s how we get the crispy texture…

Proud member of the 'No part gets wasted' program...

 

Photo courtesy of Joel Lin.

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August 31st, 2008

We got a great haircut and a new timeshare unit…

She said we had to replace her $100 scissors, too...

 

Photo courtesy of Scott Dalton & Carlyle Potter. Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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August 30th, 2008

Run for cover!

 

Photo courtesy of Niclas Fagerholm. Found in Fukuoka, Japan.

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August 29th, 2008

You should see it when it’s happy…

Uh, that's not my sad...

Photo courtesy of Tom Kenny. Found in Japan. 

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August 28th, 2008

Comes with ammo and catsup…

I'm sure I won't buy it...

 

Photo courtesy of Graham Warrener. Probably meant to say "metal & plastic".

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August 27th, 2008

The only antidote to beer goggles…

Instant cold shower protection...

 

Photo courtesy of 'Max'. Found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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