April 8th, 2009

Mickey left us a message!

Photo courtesy of Terra Gatenby. Source of diary unknown (my guess is China).

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April 7th, 2009

The secret? Resin epoxy.

Photo courtesy of Ian Kennedy. Hair spray found in Yamagata, Japan.

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April 6th, 2009

Featuring LeBorn James…

 

Photo courtesy of Ori Tavor. Bootleg slipper found in China. 

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April 5th, 2009

A subsidiary of “By the Seats of our Pants, Inc”

Nice enough guys, but there's never any TP in the bathroom...

 

Photo courtesy of G.D. Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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April 4th, 2009

Bar Real

*dreams not guaranteed.

 

Photo courtesy of G.D. Found in Japan. 

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April 3rd, 2009

Ha-ha-halitosis!

This tastes funny...

 

 

Photo courtesy of Doug Socha. Found in Seoul, Korea. 

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April 2nd, 2009

Doing the wash never felt so dirty…

Wait till you see my spin cycle...

 

Photo courtesy of Rick Vaughn. Korean owned laundry in Saipan. 

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April 1st, 2009

Flipping houses and kicking ass!

Drop and give me 20%! 

 

Photo courtesy of Doug Socha. Found in Seoul, Korea.

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March 31st, 2009

Guaranteed to restore your receeding skyline…

The old flavor: "Subway terminal urinal." It's a good change.

 

Also check out today's Brog post! Photo courtesy of Chris Tabb. Found at Asian grocery store in PIttsburgh. 

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March 30th, 2009

The aroma of those truffles is really penetrating…

With just a touch of pepper and assault...

 

Photo courtesy of Matthew Anderson Workman. "Rape" likely refers to rapeseed oil (canola oil). Found in China restaurant. 

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