November 15th, 2009

Overweight, balding, single men ONLY

Met your mom there... worst day of my life.

Photo courtesy of Katie Delgado. Found in Japan.

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November 14th, 2009

I was just looking for Glory

Photo courtesy of Hilary Lam. Found at Chinese grocery store in Ontario, Canada.

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November 13th, 2009

Yes! Wave Human Bye

Psst!  the monkey's got a knife!

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Erik Th Matzinger. Found in Thailand.

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November 12th, 2009

We can’t say…

Photo courtesy of Dylan Lang. Spotted on old man wandering in Kyoto, Japan.

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November 11th, 2009

Put some pants on that wood…

Only you can prevent forest fire pregnancy...

Photo courtesy of Dickie Zebregs. Sign found in China.

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November 10th, 2009

We gotta stop feeding the sign-makers first…

Topped with a rich bodily fluid, surrounded by fresh scabs...

Photo courtesy of Dave Warner. Menu from Italian restaurant in Gunsan, South Korea.

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November 9th, 2009

Okay, sign face

Remember, breathe mouth.

Photo courtesy of 'Trash'. Found at Suzhou pagoda in China.

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November 8th, 2009

No pissing…

Photo courtesy of Mike Pierre. Found in an elevator in Roppongi, Tokyo. Japanese reads: "Urinating here is prohibited. A security camera is recording."

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November 7th, 2009

I only take my scorn in the morning…

Photo courtesy of Jessica Koker. Menu found in Kyoto, Japan.

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November 6th, 2009

Looks like fertilized cattle to me…

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Patty Clifton. Menu from restaurant in China.

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