April 3rd, 2011

Blatant sheepism

Baa Baa, blacksheep, have you any bowel control?

Photo courtesy of Steve and Nicole. Found behind a toilet door in Japan.

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April 2nd, 2011

Shine on, you sexy diamond

Terminator Fact #7: When Skynet first became self-aware, it was just a hat factory.

Found in Laos. Photo courtesy of Phillip Poole.

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April 1st, 2011

I can’t disagree – my face is stuck in a permanent smile

Face lifted: thumbs-upped!

Also check out our Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Steve Taormina. T-shirt spotted in Hong Kong.

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March 31st, 2011

Insert Engrish here

ICE stands for "Ironic Clothing Embroidery"

Found for sale in clothing store in Yunnan, China. Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh.

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March 30th, 2011

Preferably head first…

Crash carefully...

Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh. Found in Yunnan, China.

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March 29th, 2011

Ask about our organic bodies…

Photo courtesy of Ron Scott. Sign spotted in Japan.

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March 28th, 2011

Tower Rules

Sorry, that was my effluvium...

Photo courtesy of Nick Simmons. Rules found at Oriental Pearl Television Tower in Shanghai, China.

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March 27th, 2011

Better welfare-check-your-diaper

Poor baby!

Photo courtesy of Sarah A. Diapers found in China.

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March 26th, 2011

They’re terribly expensive.

Terrible Luxury: Season 4 of the Jersey Shore starts this Fall!

Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear. Stationery from Japan.

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March 25th, 2011

Caution: our music may cause induce nausea

Apparently it makes you sweat and vibrate, too.

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear. Stationery from Japan.

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