April 19th, 2011

Sarcastic Firemen swear by it

I kinda expected the extinguisher to catch fire...

Photo courtesy of Lucy Bristo and Song Shuang. Found in Zhejiang Province, China.

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April 18th, 2011

Sixteen Dreaming Boy

Dreaming of the day he gets those antennae removed...

Photo courtesy of Eleanor French.

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April 17th, 2011

Anti-cursepirant

I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you accursed ions...

Photo courtesy of Bryan Jones. Found in Sagano near Kyoto, Japan.

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April 16th, 2011

If nice days make you sad, you might be a goth.

Warm, sad, and hungry for mint-milk and crackerfish...

Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear. Pic of a memo pad.

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April 15th, 2011

They have teakettles…retreat!!!

Ten thousand troops...one hot shower.

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Helena Barrio. Sign found in China.

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April 14th, 2011

Is that an appetizer, or a threat?

The cook has been exfoliating again.

Photo courtesy of Roc Wu. Menu for noodles made with flour found in China.

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April 13th, 2011

“Electrify your wang with Yaxiang.”

Yeah...I'm definitely going to need an adapter.

Photo courtesy of Priya Satow. Chinese power strip found in Tanzania, East Africa.

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April 12th, 2011

And you’re not reading this

Inappropriately, you're welcome.

Photo courtesy of Blake Stilwell. Sign found outside Forbidden City in Beijing.

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April 11th, 2011

Hand cleaner

Dissolves rusty nails in seconds. Deters rats and little sisters!

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen. Found in Seoul, Korea.

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April 10th, 2011

This scooter is bar knone

Your command is my wish!

Photo courtesy of Jim Thacker. Razor scooter ripoff from China.

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