June 21st, 2015

Boat is gas powered.

break-wind If run out of gas, eat beans...

Photo courtesy of Giles Goldsbro. Sign found in tanker made in Japan in 1970's.

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June 20th, 2015

Go local sports team!

soccel

I'm bad at names.

Photo courtesy of Ali Nejat Kanıyaş.

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June 19th, 2015

That’s it, lightly.

rub-old-horny-lightly

Now my left foot--I'm still horny.

Photo courtesy of Chris Nichols. Found at Daiso store in Canada.

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June 18th, 2015

Our civilization is nothing to hiss at.

snake-viewing-civilization

Photo courtesy of Bernie Kornowicz. Found in Zhejiang Province, China.

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June 17th, 2015

Scorn is best served boiled.

food-cell-boiled-scorn

Photo courtesy of Salvador Rodriguez. Found at Korean supermarket in Houston.

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June 16th, 2015

Bitcoin’s questionable origin…

3coins-Oops

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber. Store found in Shibuya, Tokyo. 

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June 15th, 2015

Because tears is a verb.

trickle

Stop. Everything can't be a noun.

Photo courtesy of Jason Tadano. Seen on TV in Taiwan.

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June 14th, 2015

It’s payback!

salmon-punctures-the-body I'm hooked!

Photo courtesy of J. Mark Hood. Found in Beijing restaurant.

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June 13th, 2015

I have a neck, can I use the theater?

cannot-use I'm becoming pregnant right now.

Photo courtesy of Jean-Marc Leguerrier. Found at the Osaka maritime museum.

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June 12th, 2015

Not fast food…

come-and-wait-restaurant

Photo courtesy of Gao Laoshi. Found in China. 

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