December 19th, 2015

Don’t let the wild germ close to it!

Wild-Germ-Hates

Photo courtesy of Daniel Hung & Melissa Chin. Found in a Beijing restaurant menu.

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December 18th, 2015

What’s that smell?

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It's not a conpetition.

Photo courtesy of Angela Cole. Found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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December 17th, 2015

Your ideology gives me indigestion.

fragrant-and-hot-marxism

Sorry, I can't have spicy political systems.

Photo courtesy of Chris Brown. Hunan-cuisine restaurant in Beijing, China.

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December 16th, 2015

Can I just get crumpets?

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I miss the water cooler.

Photo courtesy of Neema Assemi. Found in China.

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December 15th, 2015

No mushrooms?

muslim-restaurant

Don't even try asking for cous cous...

Photo courtesy of Jane and David Allen.

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December 14th, 2015

I scream for ice cream!

marvelouscream

Photo courtesy of E.K. From "Marvelous Cream" ice cream shop in Okinawa, Japan.

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December 13th, 2015

Lonely Hearts Club Bag

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That's enough dance lessons, missy.

Photo courtesy of Charles Collins.

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December 12th, 2015

Where you going, bellboy?

that-to-make

She survived...in cold blood.

Photo courtesy of Kate Ebbutt.

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December 11th, 2015

Sexy headphones

fondle-admiringly

Photo courtesy of Barbara Flindt. Dtech headphones found in China.

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December 10th, 2015

Top that, Man’s Best Friend.

the-princess-story

She gave me fleas...

Photo courtesy of Whitney Woycheshen. Found at dollar store in Canada (likely imported from East Asia). 

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