June 13th, 2016

You sound pessimistic…

screw-it-up

I can tell it's never going to work.

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Vine. Instructions for magnetic door stop from China.

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June 12th, 2016

It only hurts when I pee.

painful-weiner

Not something I wanna talk about...

Photo courtesy of Jon Murray. Found at restaurant in Kyoto, Japan.

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June 11th, 2016

C’mon, most of you would forgive…

raw-materials

Sorry, we only serve majority.

Photo courtesy of Jo Waters. Found in Shanghai, China. 

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June 10th, 2016

Guess what we’re making…

making-area

I can't breathe in this make-filled room!

Photo courtesy of Shaun Kok. Found in Penang, Malaysia.

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June 9th, 2016

Chef worked a lil too hard.

sweat-sour-sauced

Photo courtesy of Long Tran.

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June 8th, 2016

A classic!

childshreddedmeat

Photo courtesy of Adette Yu. Found in China. 

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June 7th, 2016

The cowboy had it coming… 

lithosporically

Lithosporically speaking, this menu is most garrulous...

Photo courtesy of Jaideep Shetty. Menu found in China.

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June 6th, 2016

I need to invalidate your pregnancy.

invalidity-pregnant-parks

Photo courtesy of Ronald S. Found in Beijing, China.

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June 5th, 2016

My trousers were never this personal.

Beautiful-trousers

Photo courtesy of ES. Found in China.

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June 4th, 2016

No shirt, no shoes, no swallow.

could-cause-swallow

You swallow it--you bought it.

Photo courtesy of Danny Farnham.

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