January 9th, 2016

Cold cuts.

eskimo-hair

Just give me an igloo cut.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Schmidt. Found in Beijing, China.

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January 8th, 2016

Watch out for the Taiwan side of town

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Photo courtesy of Andrew Schmidt. Found in Beijing, China.

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January 7th, 2016

Nice way to spend the affteron.

ancient-spitits

That loogie is from 1964.

Photo courtesy of Charlie Amter.

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January 6th, 2016

I can fas lcas?

life-shirt

Kids, stay in school...

Photo courtesy of Charlie Amter.

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January 5th, 2016

Add sugar for more diabetes.

native-tea-in-mountain

Wow, my black tea only gives me hypertension.

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson. Found at Meiji Shrine in Tokyo, Japan.

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January 4th, 2016

Does this come with sake of child?

sushi-of-child

Wait, didn't you have 3 kids when you came here...

Photo courtesy of Ryan. Menu found in Japan. 

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January 3rd, 2016

If you fun yourself you’ll go blind.

fun-yourself

I'm gonna need a little bigger fun.

Photo courtesy of Garrett Ouellette.

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January 2nd, 2016

Is the fuk hing repairman here, yet?

FukHing

Photo courtesy of Dale Ehrlich. Found in Hong Kong. 

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January 1st, 2016

Happy New Year!

trust-that-it-follows

May 2016 be a fun run-on fragmented sentence of a year...

Photo courtesy of Stephen Tedesco. T-shirt found in Japan. 

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December 31st, 2015

Time to Celebrate!

celebrate-space

Talking pants is your first problem..

Photo courtesy of Joe Power. Found in Kuching, Malaysia. 

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