June 23rd, 2016

Don’t hold your breath…

coffee-someday

Better get your order in early...

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht. Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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June 22nd, 2016

I’m surprising mom…

rent-a-nice-family

Grandma is getting suspicious about our family portrait.

Photo courtesy of Giacomo Ramagnoli. Real estate agent sign in Beijing, China.

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June 21st, 2016

Did we mention science and technology?

Flashlight-box

Photo courtesy of Kevin Ensor. Instructions from the box of a squeeze flashlight.

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June 20th, 2016

New, Fetter-Free!

fishnet-stockings

Okay, a little less fetter, a little more tricot.

Photo courtesy of Suzi Nyberg. Stockings from China.

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June 19th, 2016

Taiiored to fit!

fat-guy-furrey-tailor

Photo courtesy of Budd Black. Found in Shanghai, China.

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June 18th, 2016

I only do this when I’m high.

difference-of-ones-feet

Move one...now you're walking!

Photo courtesy of Evelyn Teh. Found in Japan. 

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June 17th, 2016

None since the valve replacement.

flapper-move

Photo courtesy of Sarah Silverstein. Shirt spotted in Shanghai, China.

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June 16th, 2016

Do me a favor: buy this.

good-night

Customer value dipped everytime he slept.

Photo courtesy of Vanessa from Brazil. Sleeping mask package found in S. Korea.

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June 15th, 2016

Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

tit-guard

He's got your back... er also your front...

Photo courtesy of B.R. Spotted in Thailand. 

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June 14th, 2016

Space Flyman

space-flyman

When sidekicks go bad...

Photo courtesy of Bryan Sanders.

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