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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

This salad tastes immoral.

Photo courtesy Michael Degelbeck. Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.

There is no future.

Photo courtesy of Phil Nassauer. Found in Weifang, Shandong, China.

When the predous tressure gets too great, sleep it.

Photo courtesy of Jazzy Dale. Back of a jumper from Japan.

You know what else it looks like? A ship.

Photo courtesy of Phil Nassauer. Found in an old park in Shandong, China.

That's where I met the person!

Photo courtesy of Bill Hickey. Found in Gifu, Japan.

Photo courtesy of T. Newman. Found in China.

I've paid a lot more for far less than infinite pleasure...

Photo courtesy øf David S. Toy from China.

Photo courtesy of Tony M.

...But I won’t eat that.

Photo courtesy of Ben Ricker. Found in Suzhou, China hotel. 

Made locally from the meat farm.

Photo courtesy of Brandon Dawe. Souvenir cookies from China.