August 21st, 2016

Let me see the knife first…

hell-money

I use it for tips.

Photo courtesy of Anthony Ontiveros.

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August 20th, 2016

Not approved by the FDA…

high-toy

Hey kid, wanna get high toy?

Photo courtesy of C.T. Toy from China. 

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August 19th, 2016

Recommended ages: 21+

Defa-Lucy

Photo courtesy of Kelly Schwickrath. Toy box from China. 

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August 18th, 2016

Hey kid, you look uper cool.

uper-bowl

We gotta quit buying from street vendors...

Photo courtesy of Joshua Kemnitz.

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August 17th, 2016

We crapped so long for him…

crap-your-hands-everybody

I was on edge of my seat crapping!

Photo courtesy of J.W. Singing variety show from Korea.

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August 16th, 2016

Just cooprate, dog.

Control-your-dog

Photo courtesy of Patrick Ross.

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August 15th, 2016

You’re on MY happy time, now.

digital-frame-instructionsThis is why important instructions.

Photo courtesy of Roger Steed. Digital picture frame instructions from China.

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August 14th, 2016

Extra bathroom stalls available

number-two-restaurant

Photo courtesy of Peter Grevstad. Found in Toronto, Canada.

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August 13th, 2016

I swear her book has silicone

boobmark

He's had his nose stuck in that boob all day...

Photo courtesy of Maggie Edwards.

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August 12th, 2016

But it’s so tasty inside!

outside-rice-flour-noodle

There's like 20 people outside this noodle...

Photo courtesy of Summer Lewis. Found at Beijing airport. 

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