October 31st, 2016

Happy Halloween!

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I'm dressed as Man Needing to Pee.

Photo courtesy of Tony Polcaster.

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October 30th, 2016

Rat home with Xinfengtai!

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If only the tools were as good as this translation.

Photo courtesy of Simon Scorer. Puncture repair kit from China.

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October 29th, 2016

You know what, just go ahead…

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Photo courtesy of Charlie Dean. Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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October 28th, 2016

Farewell the five bucks…

power-bank-series

Missing call aroused by no power--sounds like a personal problem.

Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson. Portable phone charger instructions.

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October 27th, 2016

Gonna have to cut this call short…

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This international call is costing an arm and a leg.

Photo courtesy of Ian Brown. From hotel phone in Xining, China. (Note to regulars: Sorry for no post yesterday - had server problems...)

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October 25th, 2016

Noble Collections

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Photo courtesy of Taylor Abrahamse. Doll imported from China.

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October 24th, 2016

I come in pace…

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Photo courtesy of Taylor Abrahamse. Bootleg toy made in China.

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October 23rd, 2016

If it starts going south, just end with Bong.

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The crew really started to gel...then bong.

Photo courtesy of Orsen Fellows. Jacket spotted in Japan.

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October 22nd, 2016

How ’bout a samooch?

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Samells delicious!

Photo courtesy of Donn Colby. Donut shop found in Incheon Airport, Korea.

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October 21st, 2016

This one’s chock full of xyymyyp!

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Photo courtesy of Anand. Found at Chinese restaurant in Mongolia.

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