June 18th, 2016

I only do this when I’m high.

difference-of-ones-feet

Move one...now you're walking!

Photo courtesy of Evelyn Teh. Found in Japan. 

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June 17th, 2016

None since the valve replacement.

flapper-move

Photo courtesy of Sarah Silverstein. Shirt spotted in Shanghai, China.

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June 16th, 2016

Do me a favor: buy this.

good-night

Customer value dipped everytime he slept.

Photo courtesy of Vanessa from Brazil. Sleeping mask package found in S. Korea.

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June 15th, 2016

Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

tit-guard

He's got your back... er also your front...

Photo courtesy of B.R. Spotted in Thailand. 

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June 14th, 2016

Space Flyman

space-flyman

When sidekicks go bad...

Photo courtesy of Bryan Sanders.

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June 13th, 2016

You sound pessimistic…

screw-it-up

I can tell it's never going to work.

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Vine. Instructions for magnetic door stop from China.

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June 12th, 2016

It only hurts when I pee.

painful-weiner

Not something I wanna talk about...

Photo courtesy of Jon Murray. Found at restaurant in Kyoto, Japan.

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June 11th, 2016

C’mon, most of you would forgive…

raw-materials

Sorry, we only serve majority.

Photo courtesy of Jo Waters. Found in Shanghai, China. 

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June 10th, 2016

Guess what we’re making…

making-area

I can't breathe in this make-filled room!

Photo courtesy of Shaun Kok. Found in Penang, Malaysia.

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June 9th, 2016

Chef worked a lil too hard.

sweat-sour-sauced

Photo courtesy of Long Tran.

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