August 27th, 2016

My pet bottle is feeling onry

pet-bottle-onry

Photo courtesy of Benny Maxwell. Found in Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan. 

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August 26th, 2016

It’s not a tumor

false-cancer

Great...now I need faux chemotherapy.

Photo courtesy of Andy Balk. Found at a buffet in Matsue, Japan. 

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August 25th, 2016

Everybody is so skinny around here…

never-dont-sleep

Never don't check out before 11.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Wilkens. Found in hotel in Sagamihara, Japan. 

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August 24th, 2016

My husband THINKS he gonna drive…

domestic-dispute

Give me the keys. GIVE me the KEYS!

Photo courtesy of Xie Derrick. Found on highway in China. 

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August 23rd, 2016

I’m 100% precious embellish.

precious-embellish

Photo courtesy of Juliana Kushner. T-shirt found in Seoul, Korea.

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August 22nd, 2016

This sentence is refreshing efficiency.

litchi-black-tea

I prefer my tea less moist.

Photo courtesy of Woody Lee. Tea from China.

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August 21st, 2016

Let me see the knife first…

hell-money

I use it for tips.

Photo courtesy of Anthony Ontiveros.

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August 20th, 2016

Not approved by the FDA…

high-toy

Hey kid, wanna get high toy?

Photo courtesy of C.T. Toy from China. 

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August 19th, 2016

Recommended ages: 21+

Defa-Lucy

Photo courtesy of Kelly Schwickrath. Toy box from China. 

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August 18th, 2016

Hey kid, you look uper cool.

uper-bowl

We gotta quit buying from street vendors...

Photo courtesy of Joshua Kemnitz.

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