August 25th, 2025

I’m afraid budget cuts are coming…

Cut finances, slash overhead…

Photo courtesy of Ian Mackay. Spotted in Japan. 

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August 22nd, 2025

I’m afraid of heinghts…

What happens if I buinp the conterior vehick?

Photo courtesy of Hunter Marshall. Sign spotted in Shanghai, China. 

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August 21st, 2025

Stationary life is not healthy…

Stay stationary and you’ll love campus life…

Photo courtesy of HTF. Stationery found in Japan. 

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August 20th, 2025

I’m getting stinudous overload…

All this noise I won’t need any stinudants…

Photo courtesy of Higeki. Signage in front of pachinko parlor in Japan. 

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August 19th, 2025

Ramen needs a lot of direction…

You’ll get a letter from your waitress…

Photo courtesy of Henry Lee.  Found in Japan. 

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August 18th, 2025

I’m not used to use…

Oh, it definitely has remained washing’s entering…

Photo courtesy of G.E.T. Found at hotel in Japan. 

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August 15th, 2025

Mans and womans made he them…

Photo courtesy of Gabe Craft. Child's t-shirt spotted in Japan.

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August 14th, 2025

With just a hint of stale…Try our clammy bagels…

Try our clammy bagels…

Photo courtesy of Gabe Craft. Found in Japan. 

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August 13th, 2025

Wait! You can’t cut it…

It grows on you...

Photo courtesy of Gabe Craft. Spotted in Japan. 

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August 12th, 2025

I know all Crutch Galfy’s jokes…

I miss all the jolly fellows like Crutch…

Photo courtesy of Tony D. Jacket spotted in Japan. 

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