February 25th, 2017

Just breath normal, Clara.

take-a-breathe

Todd, I told you about the coast in confidence...

Photo courtesy of Amy W. Notebook found in Seoul, S. Korea.

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February 24th, 2017

Do you want consternation look again?

unwholesome-future-effects

Waiter has been instruct to make you feel unwelcome.

Photo courtesy of Stephen McAllan. Found at Chinese temple in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

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February 23rd, 2017

Tastes smart.

preserved-vegetable-students

Oh, this one is past the graduation date.

Photo courtesy of Jeanne Mehan.

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February 22nd, 2017

Are they magic beans?

children-for-beans

Hey, it was faster than the adoption service.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings. Menu spotted in Guangxi, China.

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February 21st, 2017

You missed a spot…

please-keep-cleaning

C'mon we're on the clock.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings. Found in Guangxi, China.

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February 20th, 2017

You’re looking a little dry in the knees…

please-water-yourself

Photo courtesy of Michael Bradley. Found in Okinawa, Japan.

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February 19th, 2017

Now I’m pissed.

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Photo courtesy of Paul Graves. Found in Tiananmen Square, China.

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February 18th, 2017

Making a speech?

making-a-speech

Photo courtesy of Tom Nuculovic. Found on cover of notebook from Japan.

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February 17th, 2017

It actually conditions as you chew!

shampoo-ribs

Massage ribs in mouth. Let sit for 2 minutes. Swallow and repeat.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings. Menu found in Guangzhou, China.

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February 16th, 2017

How does that work exactly?

beef-balls-urinating

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings. Found in Guangzhou, China.

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