May 12th, 2017

Our concierge just got out of prison.

Shady-Hotel

If you don't like your service you better not snitch.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Meller. Hotel found in Egypt.

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May 11th, 2017

Conflicted you are

cute-rabbit-bag

I do want I want.

Photo courtesy of Rika. Tag found on little cosmetic bag shaped like a rabbit.

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May 10th, 2017

Twenty dollars for tea?

typical-thai-whore-dish

The dish said it loves me...

Photo courtesy of R.J.

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May 9th, 2017

Thanks, but I self service.

tradional-handjob-educatoin

Photo courtesy of A.J. Spotted in Turkey. 

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May 8th, 2017

Stand here and move along.

no-sightseeing-while-walking

You got chocolate in my peanut butter...

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham. Spotted in Taiwan.

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May 7th, 2017

Donig what’s right

a-job-worth-donig

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham. Found in Taiwan.

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May 6th, 2017

Stop comparing yourself to whom.

this-board-changes-you

Mom always said I was an early challenger.

Photo courtesy of Geraldine Hancock. From the box of a child's scooter.

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May 5th, 2017

You don’t want to see Mule I

mule-II

I've got Mule II taste but a Mule I wallet.

Photo courtesy of Kristin M. Clothing store found in Seoul, Korea.

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May 4th, 2017

There’s only two–I think I can take’m.

beware-of-your-hands

That one fingered me to the police.

Photo courtesy of John Brice. Found on a bus in Hong Kong. 

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May 3rd, 2017

le somewho, you ask?

ink-orchid

Sprink le time mexico can be found alternative universe Shakespear.

Photo courtesy of Allen Cooley. Found on a bowl.

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