May 21st, 2017

I’m not looking forward to this.

various-types-of-dread

Photo courtesy of James Bourne. Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

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May 20th, 2017

The first mouth is the hardest.

penalty-6-mouths

After 3 mouths you can get out on good behavior.

Photo courtesy of Nathan Simmons. Found in Thailand.

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May 19th, 2017

Inoculation appetizer available

burn-juice-fresh-bacteria-pot

Because old bacteria is just unsanitary...

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi. Menu found in Beijing restaurant. 

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May 18th, 2017

…but only consensual…

i-love-pussy

Photo courtesy of Jayine Chung. Portable cutlery case found in S. Korea.

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May 17th, 2017

But now it will later!

new-that-is-not-before

Can you bought this me tomorrow?

Photo courtesy of NH. Car freshener found in Japan.

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May 16th, 2017

Mother Nature complained.

no-wild-bath

Please! This is a golf course, gentlemen.

Photo courtesy of Jerry Wichman. Found in Shenyan, China.

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May 15th, 2017

I was there once when I was little.

womb

...and it's a baby shoe!

Photo courtesy of Unagi Mimi. Found in Kyoto, Japan.

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May 14th, 2017

Happy Mothar’s Day

thanks-mothar

Photo courtesy of Andrew Woolner. Flower store found in Tokyo.

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May 13th, 2017

Thanks for the warning…

bitch

Try not tipping.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Wells. Found in Tagawa, Japan.

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May 12th, 2017

Our concierge just got out of prison.

Shady-Hotel

If you don't like your service you better not snitch.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Meller. Hotel found in Egypt.

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