May 26th, 2017

Honey, we’re out of toilet paper and helmets!

bathtub-launches

I've heard of bombardier toilets but this is ridiculous.

Photo courtesy of Phil Bagshaw. Bathtub found in China.

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May 25th, 2017

Can I hear more chicken praises?!

thai-menu

I already saw the chicken movie...

Photo courtesy of Steve. Found at a restaurant in Thailand.

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May 24th, 2017

Sounds like you just earned a paddling.

lower-than-elementary

Your name came up in the paddling pool...

Photo courtesy of Douglas Massey. Found in Shinjuku Central Park, Japan.

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May 23rd, 2017

Make rodents great again

ratriotism

A mouse divided against itself cannot stand!

Photo courtesy of William Veerbeek. Found at Beihai Park in Beijing, China.

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May 22nd, 2017

We have limitly before 70 minutes.

sweets-paradise

I tapped my heels but there's still leftovers...

Photo courtesy of Emma Orsvärn. Sweets Paradise found in Tokyo, Japan.

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May 21st, 2017

I’m not looking forward to this.

various-types-of-dread

Photo courtesy of James Bourne. Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

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May 20th, 2017

The first mouth is the hardest.

penalty-6-mouths

After 3 mouths you can get out on good behavior.

Photo courtesy of Nathan Simmons. Found in Thailand.

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May 19th, 2017

Inoculation appetizer available

burn-juice-fresh-bacteria-pot

Because old bacteria is just unsanitary...

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi. Menu found in Beijing restaurant. 

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May 18th, 2017

…but only consensual…

i-love-pussy

Photo courtesy of Jayine Chung. Portable cutlery case found in S. Korea.

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May 17th, 2017

But now it will later!

new-that-is-not-before

Can you bought this me tomorrow?

Photo courtesy of NH. Car freshener found in Japan.

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